GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic bo